The Rich Jerk- You have probably heard of him. His real name is Kelly Felix, and he is filthy rich. The Rich Jerk has become a multimillionaire by making money online, and he is famous for his popular ebook that spills his secrets to his online success.

The question that everyone wonders after reading his unique sales pitch, is ” Is this guy legit or a big scam?” Most people are aware of the get rich quick scams flooding the net these days, and it is very wise to do your research before investing in any internet product. After reading the Rich Jerk sales pitch on his website, you might go to Google and type in something like “Rich Jerk Review” just to see what other people are saying about this dude. You will most likely see two common trends:

1- His book isn’t for beginners

2-He’s an arrogant jerk

I would have agreed that his book isn’t for beginner internet marketers until the rich jerk added a new chapter in his ebook devoted to the beginners. There’s no doubt the rich jerk comes off as an arrogant jerk, but it doesn’t matter because he’s rich and he is willing to teach you how he does it.

The rich jerk is no get rich quick scam. You won’t become rich overnight using his strategies, but if you do put his secrets to use, you will make money and see results. Complete newbies can be successful with the rich jerk program, as well as experienced internet marketers.

This is a funny Halloween costume for your vegetable lovers – we like to call it the Evil Vegan. Based on one of the antagonists from the graphic novel series adapted into recent comedy flick, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World,” this humorous costume is great for a guy who wants an easy, no-fuss Halloween costume. As a nemesis of Scott Pilgrim, this narcissistic, arrogant character named Todd Ingram is played by actor Brandon Routh of “Superman” movie fame. Instead of donning the blue lycra superhero suit, Routh transforms into a vegan villain wearing pretty regular guy clothing.

The Todd Ingram villain costume consists of a pair of white jeans with a black belt and a white t-shirt marked with the number 3 – the number 3 represents the fact this herbivorous dude is the #3 evil ex boyfriend of Ramona, the love interest of Scott Pilgrim (played by perennial dork, Michael Cera). Of course, if you’ve seen the movie, you know that Ingram’s downfall and subsequent loss of this vegan superpowers was caused when the soy milk in his coffee was swapped out with real dairy – yuck, yuck, phewy!

To give a Todd Ingram teen costume those final, believable touches, pair your white jeans and shirt with a pair of Converse-like, black canvas sneakers black-and-white striped wrist bands. Add Hollywood makeup artist touches by spiking your platinum blonde hair up with gel and wearing white sclera contacts (special effects colored contacts that cover the entire iris and pupil. The character of Todd Ingram had all white eyes with no color at all that would glow and smoke when he was in full evil vegan villain form. Sources say that the effect was actually created with CGI technology in movie editing, but FX contacts can easily achieve the same look.

Another costume idea — you could also carry around a blow-up prop guitar because this character is a bass player for a band called Clash at Demonhead. Remember – don’t cheat on your diet and let the vegan police get you!

Most of the time, masturbation is something a guy does by himself. Whether it’s because he is concerned about maintaining penis health and knows that a guy needs to “use it or lose it,” or because he’s just in the mood to feel a little pleasure, a guy will make time for some masturbation. Some men, though, are interested in what it might be like to self-stimulate along with another guy. For these men, the following tips might prove helpful.

Straight?

While masturbation among two or more men is clearly something likely to happen if a man is homosexual, it’s interesting to note that many heterosexual men have also masturbated with another guy. Exact statistics are hard to come by, but a recent CDC study indicated that 2.3% of men who identify as straight have engaged in oral or anal sex with another man. This would seem to indicate that an even larger number of straight men have masturbated with another guy – especially given the fact that such an activity may be even more common among puberty-aged males.

Since gay men are more likely to be in a situation where masturbation with another man is more likely, the following tips are more geared toward the straight man who has an interest.

Tips

– Know the reasons. A man should be aware of why he has this interest, and what he wants to get out of it. Is he curious about how other men masturbate? Does he seek validation that masturbation is “okay”? (It is, for the record!) Is he sexually aroused by the thought of other men self-gratifying? Does he feel it is a bonding experience? And is he interested in masturbating with men in general, or with a particular man or men?

– Know the anticipated fellow masturbator. Is the preferred partner a stranger or someone who is known – a friend, a colleague? If known, is there something about him – comments he has made, for example – that suggest he may or may not be open to masturbating with another man?

– Know the approach. Depending upon the preferred partner, a guy may be direct or subtle. For example, if a stranger is wanted, paying a visit to a local adult arcade may allow a guy to meet other men willing to masturbate openly while watching a peep show with another guy. If a friend, he might be open to simply asking, “Hey, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to masturbate with another guy. How about you?” Or is a more subtle approach called for?

– Subtle. If subtle, be aware that this may be a several-step process, and it could derail at any moment. For some, it may be enough to say, “I have this awesome porn DVD, want to watch it?” Then, while sitting and viewing the porn, a man may begin to check for signs – i.e., he gently massages his crotch, the other guy massages his – that hopefully lead to mutual masturbation.

But it may also take several tries – starting out just by talking about what gets him horny one day, talking about favorite fantasies another, discussing a particular porn star the next week, and finally moving on to a discussion about how much each man masturbates.

It’s also important to remember that the efforts may be met with a very strong rebuff – and a guy needs to be prepared for that and weigh that option before deciding to move forward.

Tips for masturbation, whether alone or with a partner, should also include the use of a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) to keep the penis looking impressive when it’s on display. Locate a crème that includes a range of vitamins, including A, B5, C, D and E, which when applied topically can give the penis enormous benefits. It’s also suggested that the crème contain acetyl L carnitine, especially if the penis is used roughly or frequently. This amino acid is superb at protecting against loss of penis sensitivity from improper usage.

Words make all the difference. It’s not just what you say, but how you say it. Once a writer finishes his or her 80,000-word masterpiece, they often find the work has only begun. I recently did a rewrite that took my manuscript from 315 pages down to 265 pages long. You spent two years getting 315 pages, how do you magically reduce it by 50 pages? If you diet, you watch what you eat. If you write, you watch what you write. It’s called editing.

Everybody has their weaknesses, whether it be chocolate chip cookies, or writing words that aren’t helping your story. When it comes to editing there are certain words or phrases you need to cut down on, like… chocolate, ice cream, or cookies. Just kidding. But seriously, the word “like” is one of my demons. It’s like I just use it here and there, then like I look down and see I’ve used it like five times in the same paragraph.

It’s not like I’m saying like is always bad, but it’s like I’m just saying you don’t always want to sound like a valley girl, do you, dude? Now for the list of words, you need to watch out for to keep your story from feeling bloated.

1. Like – If this is “like” something, then it is NOT that thing. Giving accurate descriptions and using correct verbs makes reading more enjoyable.

2. Really – This is a flabby modifier. Try to do without it, or better yet try to come up with a more robust word than the one you’re modifying. Example: rather than, “I’m really hungry.” Try “I’m starved.”

3. So – The word “So” is an unnecessary intensifier. Like the word “Like”, it can become addictive. “So, what you really mean is… ” would read better as, “What you mean is… “

4. Up, Down – usually these words are not needed. They tend to be redundant. For example: “I sat down on the bed.” could be, “I sat on the bed.” Now, if you need to “look up”, that’s fine. But do not say, “look up at the clouds in the sky.” Just say, “Look at the clouds.”

5. That – If a sentence makes sense after removing “that,” delete it. For example, “This is the most amazing book that I’ve ever read.” can be, “This is the most amazing book I’ve ever read.”

6. Big – This is a weak adjective. Replace it with something more precise. Example, rather than “He was a big man.” Try, “He was six feet tall and 250 pounds.”

7. Suddenly – “Sudden” means quickly and without warning, but using the word “suddenly” slows down the action and warns your reader. Do you know what would be better? Just spit it out. Rather than saying, “Then suddenly, I heard a blood-curdling scream.” Say, “I heard a blood-curdling scream.”

8. Did not – This is referred to as a negative construct. Readers don’t like it when you tell them what something is not. They like when you tell them what something is. Example, you could say, “The actor did not remember his lines.” or, “The actor forgot his lines.”

9. Said – Many writers have a divided opinion about this word, but here is my perspective. One hamburger will not kill you, but if you eat at McDonald’s three times a day for 20 years… what happens is not their fault. In other words, if you have an entire page of dialog, after the original “he said, she said”, let it go. The readers are smart enough to follow along without saying “said” every single time.

10. Very – In this case, nobody can explain why better than Robin Williams.

“So, avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys-to woo women-and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays” – Dead Poet Society

Are there other filler words or phrases you can do without? No doubt. These are just the most common ones I must remind myself about. While writing this article, I deleted the word “Just” half a dozen times, so I guess you could add that to the list. The thing to remember is if you become aware you use a certain word or phrase too much, so will your reader. To keep your readers turning every page as fast as they can, you need to keep up the pace. Don’t use ten words when six will do. Writing a book takes endurance, motivation, and inspiration. Writing a good book takes editing.

If you want to be the greatest in bed that your man has ever had, then you must learn how to give him great oral sex. Men agree that there is no greater stimulation than oral sex and nothing feels quite as good. So if you want to know how to please a man, then you need to learn some oral sex tips that will make his toes curl.

First of all, you need to tease him a little to get him in the mood. The more foreplay you use on your man, the easier your job becomes. The more aroused he is, then the less stimulation you need to give to him because he will already be feeling pleasure. Men are always complaining about how much they hate a tease, but men actually love it. Men love it when a woman takes control and when she teases him. The only thing that you need to remember is that if you are going to tease him, then you need to follow it up with pleasing him.

The greatest thing that you can do during oral sex is use a tight grip on his shaft with your hand. Although you do want to give him wet stimulation with your mouth on the tip, what will really send him over the edge is feeling a tight grip on the shaft. Men love to be manhandled so don’t be afraid to use a little pressure on him. He will love it.

Another oral sex tip that will blow his mind and curl his toes is to let him watch. Too often, men aren’t able to see what is happening to them during fellatio. Of course they can feel it and it feels good, but they just can’t see what is happening. Men are very visual creatures and they need to have that stimulation to contribute to their orgasm. Position yourself so your man can watch what you are doing to him. You can also give him fellatio in front of a mirror so he cannot only feel what you are doing but so he can see it too. Guaranteed he isn’t going to be able to hold onto his orgasm with the mirror trick.

The last way to blow his mind during oral sex and totally please him to his fullest potential is to swallow the ejaculate. Spitting after oral sex is offensive to men. Even if you gave him the greatest pleasure that he has ever felt in his entire life, you are going to ruin it by heading to the bathroom and spitting it out. Be brave and turn him on by swallowing. He is going to love it and it is a great turn on for him and the perfect way to end the perfect oral sex experience.

A man, when in pursuit of a lovely woman – one in whom he’s well pleased – will do everything in his power to win her heart. He’ll want to impress her, entice her, seduce her. But why would this same man suddenly halt when he finally won the girl’s heart? Why would he stop when he’s already won the jackpot?

It was all a misunderstanding.

This is probably one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to a woman. If she thinks that a man is pursuing her yet all that the man is doing is being himself or at most, being nice to her, then a great misunderstanding has just taken place. This man didn’t lose his interest in you, he just wasn’t interested in the first place.

You simply didn’t boost his ego.

It’s vital that you understand the workings of a man’s mind. Each one of them is programmed to feel superior, hence, as his woman, he should feel special about himself when you’re with him. You can only make him feel special by complimenting him often and being grateful for all of the things that he does for you.

You’re not the prize catch that he wanted.

Maybe he expected too much from you. Perhaps he saw a mature woman before but now, you’ve proven yourself to be the most emotional girl on the face of the earth. So do you think he’d want to chase you still? Nah.

He felt taken for granted.

There are times in your relationship when the guy feels taken for granted. It’s vital that you reciprocate his feelings for you and to respect him the way he respects you. The moment you start disrespecting or ignoring him, then this man will surely recoil.

He felt like he’s with his boss all the time.

This man may have felt dominated by you. If you took it upon yourself to make all the crucial decisions, then this is the reason why he doesn’t want to do anything with you anymore. Respect him as a man and give him a chance to prove that he, too, can come up with something great.

The chemistry just wasn’t there.

A man would surely stop pursuing you once he feels that there’s nothing that would bind you to him. If you’ve got nothing in common, then what do you think would the two of you discuss? If you detest all the things that he does and he doesn’t want the activities that you’re engaged in, then there’s simply no reason to move on to the next level.

He felt that your happiness depended only on him.

Guys are keen observers. If he felt that your joy depended too much on him, then this guy will surely be scared. Show even a small amount of independence and this guy will surely embrace you!

It is always interesting to me to see how the left-leaning movie makers and screen writers deal with Biblical re-creations on the Silver Screen. Indeed, I am sure you, like me, have watched a number of such movies during your years here on Earth, and we both know it’s hard to keep everyone happy. There are so many religious organizations which call themselves Christians and they all differ slightly, sometimes greatly, on the interpretations of the Biblical storylines. Let’s talk.

In the movie, Noah came off as a delusional psycho mad man out to murder due to a vision he thought he had and his interpretation of it. Today, we’d jail such an individual, not honor him as some sort of a hero to humanity. Okay so, the question now; was the character in the Bible story supposed to be a psychotic individual? Today, of course, we cannot interview the author of that chapter in the Bible on CSPAN TV Book Review to ask him; “What in the hell (pun intended) were you thinking when you came up with Noah as your main character?”

Seriously, I’d sure like to know after watching Noah at the IMAX, as he was larger than life and really a scary dude. I wondered if I was watching a Science Fiction horror flick of a meaningful biblical movie, no mind I had plenty of time to consider this as the movie was a real ass-flatner at over 2-hours. If you’d like to see the movie, you might want to watch this YouTube Trailer:

“Noah – Official Trailer (2014) [HD] Russel Crowe, Emma Watson,” posted by Film Trailer Station.

And, I guess, you know how the story ends, so there is not a possibility of needing to worry about a “Spoiler Alert Disclaimer” in my article here. We both know as per the story that the boat makes it and the animals too, and I suppose that’s about the same as saying you cannot give away the ending of the Titanic Movie in that the “ship sinks” in the flick.

Nevertheless, in the movie was a scene and tip of the hat to evolution, and a few other changes to make the movie worthy of movie goers and their $8.17 average ticket price here in the USA. But, the movie had to piss off any fundamentalist Christians regardless of the sub-branch religion, and it must have worried non-church goers as to the psycho-Noah played by Russel Crow. Please consider all this and think on it.

Do you believe in a “fair” fight? Well, if you do, I would like to invite you over to my house to meet the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause. In this article, I will give you the 4 reasons why a “fair” fight is a fool’s fight.

How Do You – How Can You Define A “Fair” Fight?

Well, let’s see. We could start by saying a “fair” fight is one of honor, chivalry and gentlemanly conduct. What the… ! What the heck are we talking about here? Is this the 19th Victorian era where you slap the dude in the face with a pair of white-laced gloves before you challenge him to a duel outside in the garden courtyard? Man! If somebody slaps me in the face with gloves – or anything else – there’s going to be some pretty serious derriere damage happening – right then and there!

Let us examine in even greater detail this absurd idea of fairness in a street fight. (We are not talking sports fighting here. We are talking street fighting!) What else does “fighting fair” mean?

#1 – A Fair Fight Means That You Will Strike Your Aggressor Once, Maybe Hurt Him, And Then Stop Striking – This is an extreme tactical error, for you are allowing an assailant who is out to harm you to recover and come back at you with even more force and angry aggression.

#2 – A Fair Fight Means That If He Asks For Mercy You Will Give It To Him – God is the forgiver of souls. You are the kicker of butts. You do not stop your attack until the threat against you has been neutralized. Street-savvy fighters will feign being hurt just for you to let up so that they can then attack you more viciously.

#3 – A Fair Fight Means You Will Have a Reticence or Fear of Hurting Your Assailant – Your fear of hurting the other person is practically a “suicidal mindset”. If you fear hurting the other person, you will not use your most damaging and effective blows. You will “play fight” with him until he sees the chance and the opening to seriously hurt you. You have the right to hurt someone in a real fight. That’s what’s fighting is all about.

#4 – A Fair Fight Means You Will Wait Until He Is Ready To Fight You – If he takes off his jacket – you will wait ’til he takes off his jacket. If he says, let’s step outside and fight – you will politely follow him outside. What the heck is that about! While he is taking off his jacket, “clock” him on the jaw while his arms are still caught up in his coat sleeves! While he is walking ahead of you to go outside to fight, hammer-fist him from behind on the nape of the neck!

As my teacher, Norm Bettencourt would say, “There is no such thing as a dirty fighter – only an educated one.”

DUDE – you’re becoming a freaking nerd…

Read this, you’ll see what I mean, and I’ll show you a great way out… so that you get the awesome benefits from your glorified hobbies without secretly becoming another Steve Urkel…

You ever wonder what a nerd is? As soon as I say the word, a certain image comes to mind… Like smart, dorky, geeky, wears glasses, weak, not masculine, etc.

Actually, I have a 5 part definition of what a geek is:

1. A nerd is someone who is socially out of step, and does not have the social acuity to know how they are out of step with others, BUT – they are aware that they are out of step, and they don’t like it. It makes them self conscious and insecure.

Most nerds may realize that an obsession with, say Star Wars… is not “normal”. Fair enough… But busting out random Star Wars jargon on a date? That is that is the “social out-of-stepness” that is the hallmark of a nerd.

2. Beyond that nerds immerse themselves in a particular subject. Nerds absorb particular areas and become so engrossed by it, that there becomes an imbalance. While they have extensive knowledge in one area, they lack basic general skills, like social skills for example, because they’ve immersed themselves in their obsession so deeply, that those skills have become neglected.

3. Nerds are notorious for clinging to their obsession while in social situations… they do this to seek refuge because they are not very good and chilling out, enjoying the social vibe, and being in the present moment. Smart nerds cling to academia. Star Wars nerds cling to Star Wars. Seduction nerds cling to the seduction community. Personal development nerds cling to personal development…

Nerds “cling” by constantly talking about their obsession, and using “lingo” that only come from their inner circle of fellow nerds who are in step with their obsession.

4. Nerds are very good at creating a “social disconnect”. This “clinging” creates a social disconnect with other people. Most people unconsciously know how to vibe with other people. When a “normal” person meets with a nerd, and the nerd cannot vibe with them, but rather creates a mechanical life raft out of whatever nerdy obsession they have, then it creates dissonance in the social vibe, and this in turn is a turn off to most people…

Anytime someone says, “Ugh! You’re such a NERD!” It’s probably because you were clinging to your nerd-speak rather than just vibing with the other person, and subconsciously other people could feel your grasping, and it made them feel uncomfortable.

Nerds are not very good at staying in the present moment around other people, and it creates a disconnect. This is why by-the-way, it’s so important to know how to “be present” with other people. It is basis upon which healthy emotional bonding occurs… As opposed to egotistic validation… or being a nerd…

5. Nerds are too busy looking for acceptance from other people to embrace their own nerdiness. This is the nerd “kiss of death”… If you’re going to be socially out of step, at least own it 100%, and be proud of who you are. Most people – no matter how cool they pretend to be – are just as insecure and unsure of themselves as the dorkiest nerd.

In this regard, nerds are not too unlike ultra cool people, because they are brave enough to stand out of the crowd… except that ultra cool people OWN their uniqueness, and they wear it comfortably and proudly. This MAKES them cool.

In fact what is perceived as “Dorky” in a nerd, is “eccentric”, “quirky”, or “funny” in a cool dude. Look at the way Andre 3000 dresses… One would say that he looks very nerdy… but nobody thinks of him as a nerd, because he OWNS his style.

One simple truth about most fat guys… we’re about as limber as a 2×4.  I know when I took a flexibility test recently I had trouble just reaching the testing device.  Whether it’s our gut getting in the way of a good stretch or it’s our muscles being tighter than an old pair of Jordash jeans, stretching for fat guys is just not an easy thing.  Unfortunately it is something we really, really need to do more often.  So let’s talk about proper stretching.  

As I’ve mentioned before my particular focus lately is on running, so a lot of the stretching I’m going to discuss is around that.  But really any stretching we can do is good for us.  Too often I find myself sitting in front of a computer for ten to twelve hours a day, and it shows in my flexibility (and my diameter!).  When I started running again I was finding myself unable to really push my stride out and a large factor in that was my complete lack of flexibility.  By adding a good stretching regime I have been able to increase my stride and get a better workout in.  Plus I feel better the next morning!  

So how did I do it?  First, we have the natural obstacle of our guts that we have to overcome.  The easy answer for that is to stretch horizontally while still standing.  Don’t try and bend over to stretch.  It’s too easy to lose your balance and get hurt, especially if (when!) you stretch at the end of your workout.  And stretching while sitting often encounters the big belly barrier, as I like to call it.  So use a low bench, a big rock, anything that you can use to elevate your foot to a 20 degree angle or so and then stretch that leg out.  It keeps your gut from being compressed and it allows you to get a really good stretch in.  

As you stretch, take your time!  Slowly lower yourself down and continue to lower yourself for a count of 15.  Then slowly pull yourself back up.  Do this two to three times on each leg.  Once you are done with straight leg stretching work those knees out.  Too often we fat guys get lock legs as we run and it makes us kind of shuffle.  You want to progress through your calves and quads, knees, hips, lower back, and then upper body.  For the hips and lower back do very slow twists and hold at the furthest position you can reach for a five count.  

Once your lower body is done move on to your upper body.  You may not realize it but when you run a lot of the work gets done up there, and it’s an easy place to carry tension.  Slowly work your shoulders and neck.  Taking your time to do a nice slow stretch can prevent injury.  Never use sharp motions or bouncing when you are stretching, that can lead to serious problems.  A good stretch should take you 8-10 minutes to perform.  

Make sure to stretch before and after your workout if at all possible.  If you cannot do a full stretch after, make sure to take time to at least work the kinks out of your legs and shoulders.  You will be thankful you did the rest of the day.  Failing to stretch after a hard workout can actually lead to decreased flexibility, and we’re already dealing with that problem as fat guys.  All in all, stretching is one of the easiest things you can do to improve your overall health and the effectiveness of your workouts.