The Pattaya Bible

Often described as the “Pattaya Bible” Neil Hutchison’s “Money Number One” is the flagship of his collection of very humorous stories and insights into life and the interrelationships between the average male visitor and the bar ladies of Thailand.

The books in the series including “A Fool In Paradise” “The Fool is Back” and “A Fools Diary” are a collage of short stories about the sometimes hilarious, sometimes tragic antics of what many of the male visitors to Thailand have experienced in their dealings with these lovely creatures, and are a MUST READ for all who wish to cast fate to the wind to enjoy the pleasures offered by these delectable ladies.

In reading the books I realized that while the books are truly a great introduction to life in “SIN CITY” they also teach something of the culture of this beautiful country and it’s equally beautiful people.

Thailand is steeped in Buddhism which becomes obvious to the first time visitor on arrival by the number of Monks seen daily almost everywhere in the streets and the amount of “Wats” (Monasteries) sprinkled through out the country.

Like all countries which have a dominant religion, many of the Thais are willing to “bend the rules” somewhat in order to be able to survive in a country which has no dole queues or free handouts from the government as many of the Western societies have.

They are also extremely family orientated. Most of the bar ladies are supporting at least one child and quite often a Thai husband.

It’s the Thai girl’s duty to support her parents financially and who, quite often will be raising the lady’s child or children in a village somewhere in the North or South of the country.

While the North West is dominated by Chiang Mai, the North East also boasts several big cities including Udon Thani and Kon Kaen which has one the largest universities in the country.

Chiang Mai is the cultural centre where much of the “arts and crafts” seen being sold in the many markets found in every major city are manufactured and is also the area in which much of the countries fruit and vegetables are grown

The North West is often called Issarn and the predominant language spoken is actually a version of Lao. It becomes confusing to the traveler who has taken the time to learn a few words of Thai, when his new found love meets a friend or family member and starts to speak a totally different language.

However ninety percent of the girls in Pattaya can speak sufficient English for the tourist to be able to enjoy a very pleasant interlude with them and indeed many tourists find themselves married to a Thai lady and raising a family.

In the “Money Number One”series Neil also offers the reader an insight into some of the customs practiced by these people who we of the west tend to find very strange indeed and are often in complete contrast to our Christian upbringing and can sometimes be seen as even repugnant to some.

Neil Hutchinson has written the books from his own experiences and those of others who have visited Pattaya, however the same principals apply to all the areas of Thailand which supports beer bars,go-go bars etc and even some that don’t.

The “Money Number One” series can now be purchased online in PDF format for instant download.

Pattaya Girls Gave Me Reason to Live Again

There I was 55 years old, being paid good money but unable to put a dent in $80,000 that I owed for 25 years, no girlfriend, divorced 2 times, my children hating me because they had been thoroughly poisoned by their evil mother and now I realised there is something wrong with me mentally because my workmate came up to me and said “Nick in two weeks time I have been here for seven years, doesn’t time fly” you see in my mind I have been at this place about seven months, the fact was though I started two weeks before him.

In hindsight I believe I should have gone to the doctors and got some antidepressants, but in my state of mind I didn’t think of it and I didn’t have anyone to suggest it. Knowing that something wasn’t right in my mind I’ve decided to make every day count, and being thoroughly over and done with western women and the way they treat men so I decided to something a little different, Russian. I gave myself a motto, “get a life and find a wife” I turned to Russian dating sites and a local dating site which I found an interesting girl and was communicating via Skype we agreed to meet (now I love, I talk it types programs like Dragon NaturallySpeaking but I was using the Mac version) I said “okay I’ll meet you at six” but it typed, okay I’ll meet you for sex, I hit enter before reading it, but when I did read it OMG and before I could type sorry what I really meant was, she said okay what time should we meet, well blow me down, was my luck starting to change? Yes it was because she was also an accountant and when she learned of my story she took me to Fox Symes got my debt reduced by half and the other half of the to pay off over five years without any interest, it is called a part nine debt agreement and I didn’t have to go bankrupt so that allowed me to continue to travel.

I started going to the gym and teaching myself Russian language, trying not to get caught up by the scammers, I came across a girl I believe was real and decided to go and meet her, the trip took about 36 hours via Japan I vowed never to go that way again, however Russia is quite amazing and thoroughly recommend everybody to put it on the bucket list just for the weirdness and historical sake.

I arrived in Moscow and took the train to St Petersburg (fantastic) and there she was exactly the same as in the photos and so I was about to start a along and beautiful relationship, so I thought.

I left Russia and returned to Sydney having now a beautiful young Russian girlfriend, writing to her every day and about every six months traveling back to Russia to see her. My job was building and promoting a photographic websites (3 of them) selling cameras and photographic gear, after returning from Russia I approach my boss and said “we could save a lot of money employing Russians to keep the websites updated and promoted” he basically laughed me out of the office.

Well years past I ended up marrying that Russian and bringing her to Australia, she was basically unemployable so I taught her photography, how to sell and to think and be a manager of a photographic retail store, (my boss owned 11 of them) she eventually became one of the best salesmen and was promoted to managing one of the stores which she then meant a Russian man and ran off and left me, alone again naturally, I was still quite fascinated by Russia and Ukraine and kept on going back, sitting alongside me at the office was the programmer who in general conversation asked me how was I getting to Russia this time, I said I’ll spend about five days in Bangkok (because girls are real fun) and then go to Moscow from there, he then suggested instead of Bangkok try Pattaya it’s about 1 1/2 hours south of Bangkok, I said okay so that’s what I did, I went to Pattaya for about five days on my way to Russia and returned to Australia as planned, I effectively packed my bags and went straight back to Pattaya, purchased a five star resort style Pattaya condo from these guys (which is less than half the price as disgusting rundown flat in Sydney) in Pattaya and that is where I have been living for the last seven years, I thoroughly recommend every western man to go to Pattaya and experience what real females are like, if you’re like me and end up living there in what I call the city God gave to men as an apology for creating western women You too will find a reason to live again

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