There are dirty fighting techniques that help one win a fight whether it’s inside of the ring or on the streets. The main thing about street fighting is that street fights are typically unexpected and street fighters do not stop until they get what they want. Usually this involves dangerous weapons and is over something unimportant. If you find yourself in this position, fighting for protection may be the only thing running through your brain and doing what you need to do to survive.

Now if the scenario allows a little more time for thought and so forth, there are a few techniques that the boxer should keep in mind. As mentioned before, these pointers will also work within the boxing ring. The first technique would be the thumb to bicep technique. This is done when you recognize an opponent throwing a jab in your direction; it may be quite difficult for you to hit them in the face. It is suggested to instead throw a hook into their bicep forcefully with your thumb leading; this will pretty much give them a Charlie horse and make that arm useless. This is dirty trick number one.

Another great technique is called hooking the hip. Almost self- explanatory and not an illegal punch during a match, throw a hook into the opponent’s hip. This will temporarily immobilize them allowing you to set up for a more detrimental blow. The next punch would be an elusive elbow uppercut. Throw an uppercut but aim for your elbow to hit the opponent’s chest. This can hurt them, possibly knock the wind out of them, but also may make contact with their chin – allowing you to attack again.

The last technique is a palm hook punch, which again, seems self- explanatory. This is when you throw a hook punch towards the opponents head or temple, even the ear, with the palm since there is no padding of the palms when wearing boxing gloves.

There are some pointers on some dirty boxing techniques which are done in the ring, if using any of these techniques outside of the ring without gloves; of course they will be more painful and detrimental to any fighter that is on the receiving end. These are guaranteed effective, but not suggested to use all the time in legal matches. Great boxers should not have to resort to such techniques, but this does not mean that others fighters will not try them. Be prepared either way!

I remember the first time I tried to talk dirty. My girlfriend asked my so say something dirty… I paused for about three seconds too long, then responded with a nervously shaky recitation of something I might have heard on a 70’s porno…She tried her absolute best not to burst into laughter… but she failed.

Dirty talk in bed, is probably the most misunderstood, underrated, and misused, form of foreplay there is. Do not be mistaken. Dirty talk is not politically correct, but women love a man who knows how to talk dirty, and if you can do it right, you will easily double her level of arousal, and she will find you much more pleasurable in bed. This article is not “PC”, but I will give you some tips for talking dirty, to turn your woman on intensely.

Why do women like dirty talk?
Because in bed, dirty talk can convey qualities about you that women find intensely attractive. Dominance probably the MOST attractive masculine quality to a woman. When you talk dirty to a woman in bed, this is one of the most impactful ways to demonstrate your raw masculine dominance.

Even the most conservative women I know love dirty talk in bed, that’s because quite often women love to appear quite lady like in public, while they revel in their secret wild sexual lives. This contrast is very hot for a woman.

General rules for dirty talk.

Do not be nervous. Confidence is key.

What you say in the bedroom stays there. While you might say domineering things in the bedroom, your woman only allows this while it is understood, that calling her dirty names, and saying bad things are only appropriate in the context of the bedroom. If you treat her like a tramp outside of the bedroom, then your dirty talking days are over.

Use as the spice, not the main dish. Dirty talk isn’t so much about what you say, but who you are. It is a by product of being an alpha male. If you are fixed on it, she well see through your ruse and it will have the opposite effect. Be fixated on being the MAN instead. Relax and let the dirty talking come as it may.

Dominant voice tone. Talk like a dominant cave man claim his woman. This is one of the few times in life where it would be appropriate to do so, so relax and enjoy. Women want to submit to a strong man, not a weak one. Your voice tone is the most obvious giveaway to how “strong” you are as a man. Add base to your voice and speak deliberately.

Bitch works for many, but the C-word never does. When you get better at dirty talk, you’ll find that some “bad” words aren’t so bad… bitch, whore, even slut, can turn her on (depending on her conservatism so use your discretion), but universally, the C-word almost never works. It’s a word that is based in female hatred. Don’t use it.

Remember to dominate her physically. If you are bold enough to use dirty talk, then you should also have physical behaviour that mirrors this behavior. Don’t be afraid, to yank her hair a bit, or spank her, or throw her over your shoulder and march to the bedroom.

Balance dirty talk with soft, sweet language. The most effective way to spin a woman into a deeply hypnotic sexual fantasy is to bound back and fourth from almost poetic compliments, to hardcore dirty talk. This hot/cold behaviour pushes her emotional buttons strongly, and the effect of the dirty talk becomes magnified. Don’t just say, “You’re a dirty bitch I want to punish you whore!” saying, “My darling, you smell so delicious,” as you caress her lightly…then press her against the wall firmly and say, “I should punish you, for being so hot!” The contrast shocks her into deep arousal.

Vividly describe what you are going to do to her. Women are highly imaginative creatures. Tell her every dirty detail. Tell her what it will look like, how it will feel, how it will taste. Paint the picture so that she can imagine it before doing it.

I go into much more detail on how to talk dirty to turn your woman on at my website. If you’d like a full education on how to give your woman intense sexual pleasure, visit my website!

Using dirty talk with your partner can be one of the healthiest things you do to add some much needed spice into the bedroom. If you are nervous about using erotic talk than I hope this article can help. Most sex therapists agree that talking dirty is an easy way to revive passion between two people. So many couples are already using this type of talk to kick things up, and you can too! Read on for some great tips that can make the entire thing so much easier.

My first tip is that before you use dirty talk with your partner you need to talk to them. Sit down and have an open discussion about the fact that you want to use erotic talk. This talk can help you avoid any awkward moments as you will discover what words are acceptable to your partner. This talk can also act as a way of warming the subject up.

The second tip I recommend is that you need to relax and be yourself. Practice in a mirror beforehand if it will help you feel more at ease with this language. Take a deep breath and let the words flow from you. Do your best to sound natural. Everyone has a naughty side to them and now is the time to tap into yours!

This third tip is a great, natural ice-breaker. Give your lover a sexy compliment! Tell them hot you think they look, or let them know how great they make you feel when they do certain things to you. Everyone loves a compliment, right?

The most important part is to have fun. I hope that you find that using dirty talk helps make things that much more exciting in the bedroom. Happy love-making!

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

Dirty Deeds and They’re Done Dirt Cheap!”

-Rock Band, AC/DC

This article has been inspired by the six foreclosure mill law firm appointees Successor Trustees which were granted by foreclosing parties in Missouri which is a non-judicial foreclosure state. These successor trustees received these appointments from fictitious foreclosing parties to fraudulently foreclose and evict 14,400 families, in Jackson County Missouri alone, each year for the last five years.

Jackson County is a medium-sized county in the United States.

This is the largest Ponzi scheme the world will ever know. The number of parties which are co-conspirators in some way is legion. Yes, it is a conspiracy, of that there is no doubt.

BUT REMEMBER, THAT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PARANOID DOES NOT ELIMINATE THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOMEONE IS OUT TO GET YOU!

OK, I have just had it. I am right. You can’t work on one subject for 6 years, 7 days a week and not understand the material. I am likely no genius, but I have often been told that I am very smart. Very smart? I don’t know about that, but I am right about all of this.

There really have been over 20 million criminal foreclosures in the U.S. during the last 15 years. There are about 3 people per family, so that comes to 60 million American refugees forced from their homes with the stupidest, yet successful, Ponzi scheme of all time. Each and every wrongful and illegal non-judicial foreclosure has been allowed by our U.S. Congress, the DOJ, and the U.S. Court system.

I am not seeing this real scoop anywhere on the internet. We have a bunch of attorneys with websites spewing out information meant to convince you that they are very smart and they can sell ads in the blank spots on their website if you visit it. But, do you really care about the latest big ruling where the Borrower almost wins? Of course not, you want to know how to save your house. Or, if you are a true intellectual you want to know how to save your country.

Here is the real deal. In a judicial foreclosure state there is a normal home loan which include the logical two the parties, a borrower and a lender who have a home loan contract. One to loan some money to the other who wants to borrow some money to buy a house, preferably while are they are still less than 60 years old.

These are the Judicial foreclosure states:

Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, New Jersey, New Mexico*, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, and Wisconsin

The foreclosing party must file a lawsuit that is between the two parties, the Borrower and the Lender. Since this happens in the court it is the most fair of the two, but unless good men and women do the right thing evil will still win

But, over the years, the fellows known around town as “bankers” went around visiting with the folks we voted to represent us in our state legislatures called “attorneys”. The bankers convinced the attorneys (I know it sounds backwards, but it is true) that they needed the ability to more quickly foreclose on borrowers.

In 26 of the 50 states they agreed to create the system of Non-Judicial Foreclosures.

I am not making this up. I know that the hyphenated word Non-Judicial appears to many, myself included, to mean that the Borrower signed something that seemed to take away his constitutional right to the Due Process Clause. (We can work with it, but you really need to study this) It didn’t, but it made it much harder to win wrongful foreclosure cases fairly.

The Due Process Clause comes from the 5th and 14th amendment as the “RIGHT TO BE HEARD”. Now this has mixed up a lot of judges. Some because the don’t read or watch TV. Some because they aren’t smart enough to understand the constitution. Some because they are just bad people.

But don’t believe judges are all bad. Because there are many judges who are getting it correctly. There are fine men and women with very intelligent minds ruling with the borrowers.

Although, I have been unlucky enough to have not run into them much.

But, anyway. In a non-judicial state the party wanting to foreclose is claiming that he:

1. has the right to collect money from you,

2. can declare that you have defaulted if you don’t pay him the money you don’t owe and

3. has the right to foreclose on you out on the court sidewalk out of sight of any court and get a deed to your house. It is not a very strong deed, more like a lien on your title, but it can get you evicted although you still have the right to sue to get it back (unbelievable right?)

In the Non-Judicial foreclosure states the foreclosing parties have used the strategy of chaos and anarchy to pass laws that really just don’t make any sense.

The non-judicial foreclosure states are:

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, District of Columbia, Georgia, Idaho, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming

In a non-judicial foreclosure state there are 3 parties to a home loan. A borrower, A lender, and a Trustee who is holding the home loan for the borrower and the lender. This is like in a horse race.

The borrower can still win in these states, but it is much more difficult than in judicial foreclosure states where the foreclosing party must file a normal lawsuit and the borrower has a more fair way win before a judge, or the borrower can demand a jury trial. This is becoming a very popular strategy in all states.

What do you want from a network marketing company?

If you are like most people looking at home based business opportunities, you want an opportunity which offers you a really good chance at success, right?

Please put everything you have ever heard or read aside for a minute and consider the following 3 dirty little secret about MLM you have never heard or read:

Dirty Little Secret About MLM # 1:

This secret is about products and how long any network marketing company may last.

A company which has products that are solid performers with a good sales history, but that are not cutting edge can be good – you can be sure that you will be able to sell some of the products.

Conversely, you may find it harder to sell products which are widely sold and consumed by many different companies – and for the obvious reason – competition.

A new “buzz” product – one people can get excited about can fly out of your hands – at least in the beginning. It is possible that a new product will sell fast for a while – only to fade if it becomes apparent it isn’t performing as advertised. Nothing can destroy your business faster.

What can you do?

If you can find a company with a product that is relatively unknown in the market, but that is quickly growing in popularity – and that product has already caused many people to talk about it and write about it, you may have found a product “rave wave.”

A past example of “rave wave” would be liquid minerals during the 1990s.

My wife and I joined a company in 1996 which was relatively new and had a new product. After using the product with our family we quickly experienced real results. Nothing is better.

Once we had results with the product, we were easily able to find others to share the good news with – and that resulted in sponsoring 300 people in just over one year – and our group grew to 10,000 over the next few years.

Yes, we had tried to build a business with another MLM company that did not have a new and exciting product before we marketed the liquid minerals. We worked super hard with the first company for a year. Our income was $1,500 after 12 months. It was too slow and not much fun.

Should sharing a product be fun?

If the product is exciting and gets results, sharing it with others is exciting and fun. If the product (no matter how good it is) is not new and doesn’t get relatively exciting results, your business will not be fun – it will be WORK!

The end result of our second network marketing or MLM experience was earning over $1 million in 4.5 years – even though we stopped actively “working the business” after just 14 months.

What did we do?

Our children were young. We home schooled them. We did 4H. We took them on a 5 month vacation. We felt almost like “aliens” walking around in a society that was “living for the weekend” because we didn’t have to work…

Did the product sell for a long time?

We still use that product today, 17 years later… and we still get results with it. The opportunity to sell the product through network marketing faded because eventually, the product was everywhere. The company no longer exists. We got our last check a few months ago – it was $89. Our peak check during the third year was $24,561.

What is the dirty little secret here?

Many network marketing companies succeed fast because of a hot product, but don’t last because they fail to find new and exciting products as each product enters the mainstream of the market place and competition rises.

Does that mean network marketing is a bad idea for a home based business?

It is a bad idea if you expect a company to provide you an above average income for life. Yes, there are a few exceptions in the industry. Were we dissapointed when the excitement stopped and our group faded away? Yes, of course we were. We decided we would never “do” MLM again. That was 17 years ago.

In the time since, we built a large real estate company which peaked at 148 agents.

What happened? The boom that collapsed in 2008 put an end to our office. Suddenly, no one was buying real estate, but we still had to come up with $30,000 a month to pay the bills of the business. We “fed” the business hoping for the market to change – it didn’t change!

Hindsight is 20 / 20.

What did we learn? We learned that conventional business contains more risk and more down side than network marketing.

If you join a company that eventually fades away, you don’t have to spend a ton of money desperately pushing on a string. And of course, you don’t need much money to start a network marketing downline in the beginning either.

Sure, we made a lot of money with the real estate office – and lost a lot of money too! When our MLM business faded away, we still made money until the last check.

Yes, we still sell real estate – but the thrill has been gone for a long time… and so, we have reexamined our years in network marketing – they were the best years of our lives.

What about the people we got involved in MLM? Yes, we made relatively good money, but what about our downline?

You (and we) cannot control everything.

What about all the agents we had trained who could no longer make a living selling real estate? They found other work. Were they better off for having learned to sell real estate? We think so. Many are still selling real estate. Most are grateful for the education and for the relatively easy commissions they earned during the boom. They know the crash wasn’t our fault.

As for our old MLM downline – what happened to them?

80% of network marketing distributors never sponsor more than 2 people and they never get a check. However, our MLM group was the exception to that rule. I’ll tell you why in “Dirty little secret about MLM # 2.”

Dirty little secret about MLM # 2:

There is ONE feature about the compensation plan that matters above all else.

The network marketing industry promotes infinity pay features, cars, sign up bonuses and front load packages on which you’ll be paid big commissions. Forget all that stuff and forget the company you are looking at if it doesn’t offer the following features.

Why?

It is because the following features build stability in your group and pave the way for relatively easy (and fun) growth of your group.

Can a product user join for free?

If not, run! MLM “gurus” will tell you to promote “the opportunity” (the chance to make big money from home). That is putting the cart in front of the horse! The driving factor in any MLM is the PRODUCT – and the VAST majority of people who join you will (initially) be primarily (if not totally) interested in getting and using the product.

Are the products competitively priced?

As you can see from the paragraph above, if the price of the products is “out of school” you will be out of luck because no one will continue to buy a product that has a crazily high price tag.

Assuming the products are fairly priced and they work, you still need insurance against eventual competition.

That “insurance” is the mouth of your product using customers. Many of your product users will tell you, “I don’t want to do the business.” However, people love to tell others about the good things they find. Once they have a friend wanting the product, they WILL (in many cases) contact you to get help signing up their friend.

If the company you are looking at makes it easy for product users to sign up a friend – and the company will pay them for that, you will be building on a solid foundation.

If the company insists that product users become a representative to get paid, run! However, if the company has a system that allows a product user to overcome their monthly product cost by signing up a few friends – that is the basis of a winning combination.

Why? When a product user over comes the monthly cost of the product they are using, they are “bullet proof” because all competition is eliminated – they won’t ever find the product somewhere else for free… and some will be converted to business builders at the micro level and a few at the mega level.

The logic goes like this:

Product user: “If I can get my product for free by signing up a few product user friends, what could I do if I became a distributor and started treating this like a business?”

We had many people making $300, $600, $1,500 $6,000 and more a month who started out as pure product users. The key is to help product users like they matter (because they matter MOST).

The only thing better is if a product user gets a check (no matter how small) after signing up just one friend who orders – again, this is because 80% of networkers never ever get any check. Just getting any check (or electronic payment) is shocking for most people.

How did we sponsor 300 people and build a stable group?

In our former MLM experience, it was the above features which allowed us to sponsor 300 who became 10,000 people – the vast majority being product users or small builders. Out of 300 people sponsored, only a few were hard charging heavy hitters.

Dirty little secret about MLM # 3:

As you can see, the vast majority of our former group were product users – many who became micro builders, typically making $300 a month.

What is the 3rd dirty secret about this?

The network marketing industry guides you to go after existing network marketers. The problem is that many existing network marketers are victims of the “next shiny object” syndrome – they fly like a parrot to the next shiny bobble in networking.

Product users come from the general public.

They are NOT looking for a network marketing gig! They don’t know what you are talking about. On the other hand, 7 out of 10 people on the street (and online) want to know about a hot new product. We (you and I – the general public) are always interested in hot new products, aren’t we? Were you interested when the first iPhone came out? We were.

So it follows – building your network marketing business by gathering product users is the way to go. MLMers are NOT doing that – they take what they THINK is “the easy road” – they think they’ll sponsor “seasoned network marketers.”

It is a huge and often repeated mistake. Take the path of sponsoring network marketers and you’ll be in for a lot of rejection and you’ll have a hard time building stability.

Conclusions:

Life is about taking calculated risks. Business is about taking calculated risks without risking a lot of money to start. Don’t spend any money for a while on any company you join. Join for free and check it out. Ask people you know for their opinion. If everything feels good, take the next step and order the product. If you get results, consider “doing the business.”

The redeeming factor about network marketing is exactly that – no to low start up cost. Don’t bet the house. There is not another business model on the planet that offers so much upside for so low an investment – and offers very little down side risk.

Again, we were MAD that our network marketing company because it didn’t last – but neither did our real estate office last. The BIG difference? We KNOW the amount of money we earned net from MLM.

We also knew the pain and financial loss from conventional business when the real estate market shifted – it was not pretty. AND we didn’t get 3 years to play and do anything we wanted to do while we operated a conventional business!

What should you do next?

Is a “clean desk” the sign of an efficient, well-organized, productive employee, or an indicator of something else? Many employees have work surfaces free of clutter. Others always have stacks of paperwork, telephone messages, and other assorted stuff. If a cluttered desktop is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desktop the sign of?

CONFLICTING REPORTS

There are several studies and considerable anecodal information concerning the neatness of workplaces. Managers would like to have definitive answers concerning employee organizational practices, and which approaches work best. Unfortunately, as is the case with most human behavioral matters, clearcut answers are elusive. The following is a sampling of some studies and expert opinions.

Staffing agency Ajilon reports that “just 11% of workers earning over $75,000 a year call themselves neat freaks, compared to 66% of those making $35,000 or less.”(Mina Kimes, Fortune, October 8, 2008, CNNMoney.com.) So is neatness inversely correlated with income? Probably not. However, organization ability and styles vary considerably.

David Freedman, a self-appointed “mess analyst” and author, says the concept of organization is context-bound.. “People do better when they’re in their natural state – neat or messy.” (Kimes, Fortune) This indicates that when you force people out of their comfort zone they may be less productive, even when their behavior is at odds with conventional, or optimally desired practice.

Herman Miller, the office furniture supplier conducted a study of workplace organizational habits and found that ‘”filers’ actually stored more useless information than their unkempt counterparts.” They also identified a group of “‘work masters,’ particularly efficient employees, and reported that those employees were more inclined towards “piling than filing.” (The Miller finding seems counter-intuitive, although “out of sight, out of mind” may apply here.)

On the other hand, some studies suggest that as much as fifteen percent of your time can be wasted with a messy desk, because you may be distracted by things or unable to easily find things.

And, many managers nave learned to use technology to organize themselves. They are comfortable with having files, reports, and data on their desktop, laptop, or Blackberry.

IS IT ALL RELATED TO INDIVIDUAL LEARNING and THINKING STYLES?

People have different learning styles, such as Visual, Auditory, or Kinesthetic, they like to See, Hear, or Touch. Some employees prefer to see their work, and use post-it notes, paperwork, postings on their cubicle walls, etc. Others prefer conversations, instructions, dialog, etc. Still others need to feel, touch and experience. How much these preferences translate into organizational characteristics, remains to be seen. It seems likely, however, that that those who like to touch will want their work around them, and those who like to see, may as well.

Another factor that may enter into the equation is the “Right Brain”/ “Left Brain” theory (“Left brain/.right brain” Science Weekly, vol. 19, Issue 10, January 24, 2003. pp. 1-12). You will recall that left brained people are more organized, rational, methodical, and linear thinkers, while right brainers are more unconventional, random, intuitive, and creative. Guess which ones are likely to have the messiest desks?

PRACTICAL ANALYSIS

Some managers equate clean work surfaces with well-organized, efficient, and productive employees, while others believe it’s a sign of “too little to do.”

It’s probably simplistic to draw any conclusions about a person’s capabilities, productivity, effectiveness, or personality from the appearance of their desk. So go ahead, mess up your desk, or make it tidy, either way you’ve got research to support your decision.

SOME USEFUL TIPS

Despite the conflicting data, an employee should consider these guidelines:

–Understand and respect your employer’s expectations and policies

–When you’re dealing with customers, or the public, the expectations for tidiness will probably be higher than if you’re working in a back office

–Try using techniques and aids such as organizers, filing systems, in/out baskets, labeling, handling papers only once, etc.

–If you’re technologically inclined, you probably already use computer and smartphone calendars, reminders and digital data storage and retrieval systems

–Don’t be too hard on yourself, your style may not be the same as most employees, although you may function effectively

–If organizational abilities are “hardwired” as a part of our personality or thinking style, it may be a struggle to change

–If you’re hopelessly unorganized you may require the assistance of a professional organizer (consultant)

All of your friends swear by them. Everyone seems to know at least a few of them and you are confused about how to use them or even if they should be used at all. We are talking about dirty pick up lines. What are they? Are they just jokes or can you really get a girl to go home with you if you use them? While most of the time dirty pick up lines are defiantly not advised sometimes they can be used to pick up women. This article will check out some of the pros and cons of using dirty chat up lines.

1) Pro: Pick up lines even the dirty ones give you something to say

When you see a woman you are attracted to often you will suffer from a sort of brain freeze and not know what to say to here. This situation results in awkward silence where she is wondering why you came over in the first place or even if you are bright enough to talk at all. Funny or cheesy pick up lines can help you by giving you something to say to break the ice. Thus starting a conversation.

Con: Of course using a rude pick up line can be more detrimental then helpful to your cause. The wrong chat up line can have you coming off as a real jerk instead of a great guy or a love interest.

2) Pro: Dirty pick up lines cut to the chase

If all you are after is a short term fling a dirty pick up line will help you find out very quickly which women may be interested in the same. If the object of your affection smiles and flirts back you will know you have a very good chance. If she does not smile you can move on to the next lady.

Con: They can get you slapped or worse

Use the wrong pick up line on the wrong lady and you could get a sharp crack across the face. There are plenty of dirty pick up lines that should never ever leave your lips. Part of the art of the pick up line is knowing what might work and what will never work.

3) Pro: Dirty pick up lines are fun

Collecting pick up lines is fun. They are meant as jokes first and ways to meet people second. The best pick up lines are funny enough to make people laugh. If you use them the right way they will show off your sense of humor. If you think the pick up line is funny and the girl does not you will also know that your sense of humor is not compatible. Incompatible humor is not a good thing.

Con: They show off your sense of humor.

If you are one of those poor men who have a bad sense of humor the woman you are trying to pick up will know about your affliction very quickly.

So you just met a girl while at a bar, concert, or some other public place. The exchange between you two carried on for a while, with the culmination of phone numbers being exchanged. Now you have her number so you can call, setup a date, and go out again. But you have this desire to see how she reacts to dirty talking text messages. Is this too soon? It all depends on the girl and on how that first encounter played out.

Typically it’s better to save the dirty talk text messages for after at least one date. The confident (maybe too much so) among us can attest to certain boundaries being broken if we jump into steamy texts before we really know a girl. For those who have a budding relationship with a girl, the art of ‘sextexting’ can be something worth exploring. The gutsy men may try a dirty text early on, but it works much better if the woman instigates the early exchanges.

Later in a relationship, after a few dates, dirty talking text messages can actually help to lay the groundwork for a healthy sexual relationship. Here’s a revelation for those who may be apprehensive about the practice: sexual partners tend to talk about sex. If you don’t want to have sex with a girl, then don’t send dirty texts to her. It’s simple, right?

Before a first date would be too soon to send steamy texts, but after a few dates would be ideal. The real determining factor should be the girl’s interest in the guy or vice-versa. If she hasn’t let the guy kiss her, then it’s likely not a good match. She needs to have some sort of chemistry showing on the first couple of dates. If the message in person says stay away, then a dirty text will likely be the logjam in the river of love. But if all the cues are there that she wants to take the relationship further, then sending the dirty texts may just push the two love canoes into the bubbling, rushing river of love.

A buddy of mine used to get girls numbers by begging, borrowing, or stealing. He didn’t care. His only agenda was to send sexual messages to the girls until they blocked him or asked him over. The curiosity these girls showed told me one thing in particular. Women do like dirty texts. In fact, many of them like them a lot, especially if the guy uses his brain and entices her with compliments, his own thoughts, and a bit of imagination. Get some history with the girl, then let the dirty talking text messages be the guide to romantic evenings together.

The ability to text message from ANYWHERE on the planet is something new, and gives relationships something they’ve never had before…the ability to keep our relationships exciting, even if we are separated from our lovers.

Now the hard part is trying to be creativity and erotic on your own. While sometimes it just rolls off the tongue, and thinking of what to say is quite easy. Other times, you might receive a sexy message and be dumbfounded on how to respond.

Below is a list of dirty talk messages that should be used when you can’t see the person you want, and your goal is to make them think OBSESS about you and the fact they can’t have you right now.

Some of these dirty talk messages are fun, some are serious, so use them wisely and don’t randomly use them. Sometimes humor when you’re having a seriously sexy chat can spoil the mood.

1. Hi. I’m horny.

2. I just thought about how awesome you are. And how awesome I am. Let’s hook up!

3. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McSexy!

4. You’re so f’n sexy!!

5. I want you right NOW.

6. The thought of you is turning me on!

7. Can you send me a picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

8. I can’t wait to see you later

9. You are SO hot

10. I love your body

11. I’ve been thinking about you ALL day

12. You make me want to do BAD things to you…and myself;)

13. I’m so h*rd/w3t right now

14. I would give anything to be with you right now!

15. I’ll be waiting for you later…naked;)

16. You can do whatever you want

17. The fact I can’t have you right now makes me want you MORE

18. What would YOU do to ME?

19. I’ve never been so turned on by someone!

20. I’ve NEVER wanted someone like I want you

21. You’d look so hot going down on me:)

22. No one does me like you!

23. I want you so bad I don’t notice anyone else

24. I’ve never met someone who turns me on like you!

25. You have the nicest a$$ on the planet, is it real?

26. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend!

27. What are you wearing?

28. Your body makes me happy

29. I’m not wearing any underwear… maybe I can wear you later

30. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

31. Can I please be your slave tonight?

32. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

33. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

34. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

35. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

36. I wonder what our children will look like.

37. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you!

38. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

39. I’ve got a condom with your name on it.

40. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

41. What do you like for breakfast?

42. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight???

43. Will you marry me for just one night?

44. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?;)

45. Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t! Just kidding, I love you

46. You want me. I can smell it.

47. Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?

48. You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

49. I would lose my wallet just to see you right now

50. I’m in one of those ‘you could do whatever you want moods’ too bad you’re not here

51. Got any raisins? (No.) Then how about a date?

52. Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

53. Do you sleep on your stomach? (yes/no) Can I?

54. You so fine!

55. I say we Déjà vu last night all over again later?

56. Hi. My name is (name). I’ll be your play toy tonight.

57. Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

58. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling…

59. So what did you think of me last night? Pretty fantastic eh?

60. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

61. OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing;)

62. Do you know how to use a whip? hehe

63. I’m drunk:)

64. Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me??? I thought you knew!

65. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

66. Your place or mine?

67. You *will* come home with me tonight (Jedi mind trick)

68. I’m gay, think you can convert me?

69. I’m just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No not sex. A car, nice stuff, etc. Get your mind out of the gutter.

As always we had a lot of fun putting together this list. We know that we’ve missed some GREAT dirty talk lines so please feel free to comment some of your favorite messages.

Most men fail to realize that female orgasms can be triggered via words alone. Said differently — it is entirely possible for you to give your woman an orgasm using only your voice. Such an orgasm is sometimes called a ‘Mindgasm’.

You can give your woman much better orgasms during sex if you start TALKING DIRTY. You see, dirty talk enhances all of the physical actions that you are doing to your woman in the bedroom.

Talk dirty to your woman whilst you are fingering her and it’ll be more exciting for her.

Talk dirty to your woman as you are ‘taking her from behind’ and she’ll get more into it.

Talk dirty to her as she is screaming her way through a powerful vaginal orgasm and she’ll come harder for you.

I think you get my point…

Dirty Talk is damn powerful.

You are about to discover how to give your woman an orgasm on command. This will basically make your woman come when you tell her too.

Believe me when I tell you that this will be very exciting for both you and her and it’ll totally blow her mind.

Here’s how you do it…

You have to start off by training your woman to become extremely responsive to your voice and make her link her orgasms to your dirty talk.

The next time you are with your woman and she is very close to having an orgasm, say this:

YOU: “Baby, you want to come right now don’t you?”

HER: “Oh yes”

YOU: “You’re going to come so hard for me”

HER: “Oh God yes”

(Keep saying the above until she is a second away from coming)

Then say this right at the point as she is starting to have her orgasm…

YOU: “Come for me baby, come now, come hard for me”

What just happened is that you told her to come and she came. In reality — you made sure what you said was in time with her orgasm, but she won’t realize this.

Instead, she’ll just be engrossed in the experience and she’ll think you ‘got her off’ using your voice.

Now, here’s the key…

Do the same thing several times over the course of a couple of weeks and you will start to notice that your woman becomes more and more responsive to your dirty talk.

Eventually, you’ll be able to tell her to ORGASM ON COMMAND and she will.

Basically, when she is very aroused, wet and ready to come, you’ll say:

“Come now for me”

And she will.

Most men will never understand the power of dirty talk — try it for yourself and see what happens. You’ll be blown away and so will your woman. Guaranteed.